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Are you a god? they asked.No.An angel?No.A saint?No.Then what are you?Buddha answered,   I am awake.

Are you a god? they asked.
No.
An angel?
No.
A saint?
No.
Then what are you?
Buddha answered,  
I am awake.

spacegod:

No, but last summer I staple-gunned a pickle to my cellphone. 

spacegod:

No, but last summer I staple-gunned a pickle to my cellphone. 

Hello.  Do not be frightened. I am here to jump-start your evolution by altering your genes. You will be probed. Repeatedly.
End transmission.

Hello.  Do not be frightened. 
I am here to jump-start your evolution by altering your genes. You will be probed. 
Repeatedly.

End transmission.

In between thought there is nothing to understand.And that’s all I know.

In between thought there is nothing to understand.
And that’s all I know.